Happy New Week to you all and welcome, once again, to Esther Chilton’s regular Monday challenge.
Today, Esther’s one-word prompt is WIG. So can you write a limerick using the word WIG in it somewhere?
A WIG can provide a comedic or tragic moment: the perfect or rotten disguise. But, if you want to duck under the weekly prompt, please feel free to ignore it and write a limerick to suit your current mood and feelings. Just let it flow. Delight us all with your creativity.
Post your submissions in the Comments on this post.
I think I will buy a new wig
This old one is shaped like a fig!
It’s fuzzy and green
And has a funny sheen!
A new one looks better when I jig!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I love it!
LikeLike
Ta
LikeLike
I bought an awful wig one day
From “Bob’s Discount Toupee”
It was violent green
With a moldy sheen
And hair the texture of hay
LikeLiked by 1 person
Never buy from Bob’s again!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Nope, never again,…
LikeLike
Said Eric to Ernie, “You’re no mug,
But it’s plain to see that you’re wearing a rug.
Syrup and fig,
Cheap, nasty wig.
It slips off to one side with a tug.”
LikeLike
Deliberating one day
A baldy was heard to say
Would anyone twig
If I wore a wig
So, toupee or not toupee?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Clever!
LikeLike
There once was a man in a wig
Who decided he’d dance a new jig
He tripped and then fell
He said what the heck
He had tripped in a very big pig
LikeLiked by 1 person